What did we do last night that was yellow?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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