you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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