How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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