just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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