try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys