the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work