umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im holly from the hills drunk
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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Did I show you my penis last night?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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