I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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