Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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