you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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