College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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