There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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