I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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