Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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