Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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