I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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