It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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