if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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