I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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