the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed