Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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