gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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