out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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