I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.