Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.