I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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