I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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