is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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