If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship