Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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