By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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