am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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