She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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