Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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