There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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