I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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