her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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