So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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