Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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