that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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