At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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