The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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