im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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