If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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