That's intense
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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