NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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