You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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