do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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