You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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