I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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