what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.