Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....