its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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